rowanisrowin:

themightylizardking:

mexicangrizzlyappreciation:

o-kurwa:

Story time

A friend of a friend has the superpower of making people realize their trans. Pretty much anyone he’s come in contact with has later realized they’re trans.

This power is so pronounced that he got into a car accident and a few weeks later the person in the other car came out as trans.

Power of trans your gender

Not a major car accident, just a little gender bender

helianthus-hellion:

bobolobocus:

liberalsarecool:

minmaneth:

bellybuttonblue2:

just sayin’

This should be taught in school.

love all this except i really don’t like the phrasing “short on homes” because we absolutely are not short on homes - there’s more empty homes in the US right now than there are homeless people, with (as of last year) some states having nearly a quarter of existing homes vacant. the housing crisis is not caused by a lack of homes, but by an excess of greed.

mortimermcmirestinks:

ralfmaximus:

joebidensbignaturals:

eatpussypraylove:

Favorite adderall review

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

fatsexybitch:

legallybrunette1997:

this is so stupid why am in tears

Not a single one of these kids were alive when American Psycho came out and they’ve now strangled ANY CHANCE of a reboot in its crib

aphony-cree:

colestyle:

colestyle:

using a tape measure as a packer so i can give myself a comedically large boner whenever its funny

you know maybe we dont have to reblog this one

I’m picturing some guy insisting he has a huge dick and you go “I’ll be the judge of that” and unzip your pants

ammaterasu:

how will people live with themselves 5, 10, 20 years from now knowing they blindly fell for propaganda and rooted for genocide. We ask how the general German public, every day average people sided with the Nazis. We say to ourselves ‘it would not have been me’

It IS you.

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

the-god-of-magic:

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you’re not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

and they will instantaneously retaliate with a level 8 Chain Lightning, as is their right

3e3a33:

doubleipa:

hauntinghouse:

they should invent a job that doesn’t affect your schedule or energy level that you don’t have to go to if you don’t want but you still get paid